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Our Linux–based physical machines offer full scripting support. You will be able to run all kinds of Python or PHP web applications and also pick from among 3400+ Perl modules. The cloud hosting packages offer also MySQL & PostgreSQL support and include the InnoDB database engine. Zend Optimizer, SSI, GD Library and ImageMagick are also supported on our physical servers.

They are meant to store in a cache the data on your websites and thus decrease the number of queries to the database server or the API. This will help your sites load much faster than before and will permit you to draw more pleased web site visitors, which equals reduced bounce rates.

Today we have data center facilities in the U.S.A. (Steadfast in Chicago), in Europe (Pulsant in close proximity to London, Ficolo in Pori, Finland and Telepoint in Sofia, Bulgaria) and in Australia (Amaze in Sydney). We’ve carefully selected each datacenter facility in order to ensure premium–quality cloud hosting solutions for your sites and apps. There aren’t any extra costs – the price will remain the same irrespective of which datacenter facility you choose.

All new desktop PCs and notebooks feature solid–state disks and for a reason. SSDs boast faster read and write speeds, making everything visibly faster. Precisely the same will be valid for your web site in case you host it with Derp Dot Hosting – all the cloud hosting machines are provided with solid–state drives and various web sites hosted with us load considerably faster than those hosted on regular hard disks.

And the best part is that you do not have to alter, fine–tune or modify anything in any way to make it run faster.

At Derp Dot Hosting, we offer a 99.9 percent server uptime warranty. This implies that, rain or shine, your website will be available online and people will be able to visit it. All this is possible thanks to the custom–built cloud hosting platform that we’ve designed. It is based on a seriously tweaked SELinux (Security–Enhanced Linux) distribution in order to ensure optimal uptime for all cloud hosting customers.